December 2011
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So, this is basically what New Year's is like.
It’s 11:59PM on December 31, 2011.
It’s 12AM on January 1.
Ten minutes later, realize nothing has changed.
When you hit your funny bone and you're just like
When you try to make a joke, but nobody thinks... →
They are all like:
& I’m just like:
I’m the girl who prefers one rose instead of a...
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside